The Crystalline Machine Halloween Abduction @ Stanley's

Saturday, October 31st, 2026 at 8:00 PM
323 Stanley Avenue, Cincinnati, OH 45226Cincinnati, OH

About This Event

There is no Stanley's Pub.

Step across the threshold and find yourself inside the alien mothership. A transformation via lighting and haze (provided by the master Cody Otten) will turn Stan's into a neon-soaked, extra-terrestrial, hell-house of costumed boogie delight.

Crystalline Machine, that ancient 8-piece alien mega-monster from the planet Pow, will arrive at 8pm precisely to abduct those there gathered, carrying them into the lost voids of space and time. The crowd shall sojourn through funky nebulous clouds of syncopated primordial psychedelia, over glowing volcanic vibrations of far-flung rocky moons, and stretched thin within the wormholes of shifting rhythm.

*3 sets of Cincinnati's finest psych-funk-yazz.

*Food available from Chef Alex Monceaux and Knuckle's Deli

*Costume Contest with absurd prizes: Sports memorabilia, concert tickets, local dining, Crystalline merch

*Secret plotline surprises.

*Group art

A measly 10 bucks at the door because we KNOW it's getting tougher to groove out there.

--This is most certainly a 'Hunks and Babes Only' event--

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