Real Vermonters Don't Milk Goats

Who Are Real Vermonters? At last! The much-anticipated 43rd Anniversary Edition of the classic Real Vermonters Don’t Milk Goats. The original 1983 snapshot of Real Vermonters butting up against a mighty wave of Flatlanders remains hilarious.

This new edition has been lovingly augmented by adding EXPLAINERS for:

a) Readers a little fuzzy about who was who and what was what in 1983. Or
b) Flatlanders who swelled Vermont’s population from 523,302 in 1983 to approximately 642,805 in 2026, while the birthrate in Vermont fell by 37% during the same period. Or
c) Real Vermonters who were not yet born.

Also included in this celebratory—and probably final—edition are new appreciations of the late Bill Mares by Don Hooper and of the great Professor Frank Bryan by Professor Richard Watts.